God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
“Annuals” mean disappointment once a year.
Your lawn is always slightly bigger than your desire to mow it.
Whichever garden tool you want is always at the back of the shed.
The only way to ensure rain, is to give the garden a good soaking.
Nothing ever looks like it does on the seed packet.
The only way to guarantee some color all year round is to buy a garden gnome.
However bare the lawn,
grass will appear in the cracks between the patio paving stones.
Every flower must grow through dirt.
Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out.
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes.