Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
A: Only one, but you really have to squeeze to get him in.
It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
“May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!” Anonymous
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