I’m not a Groucho Marx fan at all, but I went looking for this first quote and found the others. Who knew he could be so wise?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape. – Groucho Marx
Celebrate the cracks, because that’s how the light comes in. – Groucho Marx
Don’t let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose. Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
– Groucho Marx
“Groucho Marx.” AZQuotes.com. Wind and Fly LTD, 2019. 03 July 2019. https://www.azquotes.com/author/9562-Groucho_Marx