I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like. Anonymous
Category: Just for Fun
Humor and Other Stuff
Insomnia
Who decided to call it insomnia and not resisting a rest? I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself. Anonymous People who fall asleep quickly freak me out. I mean, don’t they have thoughts? It’s adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat…
More from Reader’s Digest
We all make mistakes. Some are just more public than others, like these real newspaper typos: “Here the bridal couple stood, facing the floral setting, and exchanged cows.” Modesto News-Herald (California) “It took many rabbits many years to write the Talmud.” Holland Evening Sentinel (Michigan) “Mrs. ____ fell down stairs at her home this…
Hello, August!
AUGUST “HOLIDAYS“ 2 National Coloring Book Day (It’s never too late to celebrate!)4 Friendship Day (Here’s to all of you!)6 National Root Beer Float Day8 International Cat Day (At my house, everyday is cat day!)10 National Lazy Day/National Smores Day (Perhaps we can celebrate both by having someone else make the Smores!)13 International Left-Handers Day15…
Humor from Reader’s Digest
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input…
The Ask…
Man: “God, how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” Man: “God, how much is a million dollars?” God: “To me, it’s a penny.” Man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.”
Life According to Groucho Marx
I’m not a Groucho Marx fan at all, but I went looking for this first quote and found the others. Who knew he could be so wise? Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog…
The Land of the Free, the Home of the Brave
The Declaration of Independence: The Want, Will, and Hopes of the People “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” Thomas Jefferson And you will know the truth,…
Celebrate July!
It’s a yummy month: 6: National Fried Chicken Day7: World Chocolate Day9: National Sugar Cookie Day10: National Pina Colada Day12: National Pecan Pie Day13: National French Fry Day14: National Mac & Cheese Day17: National Hot Dog Day21: National Ice Cream Day23: National Vanilla Ice Cream Day (Two ice cream days? Excellent!)29: National Lasagna Day30: National…
Welcome, Summer!
Friday, June 21 is the Summer Equinox this year, the day the sun reaches it’s highest and northernmost point in the sky. It is considered to be the first day of Summer. It is also the longest day, and the shortest night. Did you know that “Summer Resolutions” is a thing? There are all kinds…