Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. (Anonymous)
Category: Just for Fun
Humor and Other Stuff
Effective Treatment
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. (Anonymous)
Rosh Hashana
Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, begins at sundown on Sunday, September 29 and ends at sundown on Tuesday, October 1, the only Jewish holiday which lasts for two entire days (considered as one very long day). It is traditionally the anniversary of the creation of Adam and Eve, and the inauguration of humanity’s role…
The Little Cog
Once upon a time there was a little cog in a great big machine. At first the cog was happy with its job, spinning round and round, helping the big machine work. But one day the cog noticed something. There were bigger cogs in the machine, and when they went round and round, important things…
Wishful Thinking
Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? (Anonymous)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th is considered an unlucky day in Western superstition. It happens at least once every year but can occur up to three times in the same year. A Friday the 13th occurs during any month that begins on a Sunday. The superstition surrounding this day may have arisen in the Middle Ages, originating…
Yogi Berra-isms
Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra (May 12, 1925 – September 22, 2015) was an American professional baseball catcher, manager and coach. He was known for his malapropisms as well as pithy and paradoxical statements, such as “It ain’t over ’til it’s over” (Said in July 1973, when Berra’s Mets trailed the Chicago Cubs by 9½ games in…
Tomorrow is . . .
NATIONAL READ A BOOK DAY (Some of the following was gleaned from the web) Scientists have discovered how to maintain clarity of mind throughout life: you need to constantly develop your brain. One of the best ways to do this is to read regularly and thoughtfully. Reading improves memory and concentration as well as reduces…
Labor Day
The “Works“ Jesus Commands Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in…
September
September 2: Labor Day Wise words bring many benefits, and hard work brings rewards. Proverbs 12: 14 NLT September 6: Read A Book DayReading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. Joseph Addison (English writer May 1, 1672 – June 17, 1719) September 8: Grandparents DayYou shall give due honor and respect to…