These days we are no longer dressing for success, so here are some messages from our new best friends: big, comfortable Tee Shirts: “That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!” (seen on an 8 year old) “Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up” “Procrastinate Now” “Rehab Is for Quitters”…
Category: Just for Fun
Humor and Other Stuff
Corona-Humor?
Thanks to Cathy, who has a clear idea of what is funny!
True Story
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON’T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats:The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my…
Easter Candy
Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?A: Because no one wants to quit. Q: What’s the difference between a candy bar and a rotten banana?A: You don’t know? Good. Then you eat the banana.
Unusual Easter
Easter was strange this year. No new clothes, no gatherings in churches, no hugging fellow parishioners, no special dinners, no restaurants. Nothing at all except the fact that He is risen. He is risen indeed! And because there was nothing happening to distract me and nothing else to think about, that stayed with me all…
Gardening Wisdom
Suddenly, we are having days with warm temperatures and scented breezes, and suddenly I find myself thinking about the garden. And this year, for the first time ever, I’m thinking about … vegetables! “Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” Virgil A. Kraft Everything that slows us down and forces…
Great Truths
For All Ages (From an old email too good to delete!) GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her…
Herbal Remedy?
My daughter has started adding garlic to everything she cooks. We can’t tell yet if it helps against coronavirus, but it is a slam-dunk in keeping everyone else at a social distance.
Saint Patrick’s Day
Today, everyone is Irish! He [God] watched over me before I knew him, and before I learned sense or even distinguished between good and evil, and he protected me, and consoled me as a father would his son. Saint Patrick ********** The Prayer of St. Patrick I arise today Through the strength of heaven; Light…
5 Days until Spring
For me, there are several signs of spring: *Daylight Saving Time leaves me a grouchy mess.Check. It takes about a week to reset my internal clock. (sigh) *The spring bulbs start to come up.Check: I already see little green shoots. *The mallards return.Check: Each year a pair of mallard ducks visit the bird feeders in…