A Little Light Humor

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
None, that’s a hardware issue. 

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? 
One, but only if the light bulb wants to change. 

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? 
Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end. 

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? 
Why does it have to be a group activity? 

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 
One, or two? One . . . or two? 

How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?  
The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?  
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.  

How many fatalists does it take to change a light bulb?  
What does it matter? It’s just going to go out again anyway. 

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
‘The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.’

How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.

How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
“Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem?…”

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but they have to do it while you’re eating dinner!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They’re efficient and not very funny.
(Complete disclosure: I’m German and I found this hysterically funny.)