Yes, I know that the Coronavirus is not funny, that many people are sick and in danger of dying, but sometimes you just have to laugh.
Definition of irony: When the Year of the Rat starts with a plague.
You know what they’re saying about 2020?
It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
Did you notice how every disaster movie
starts with the government ignoring a scientist?
You must do the thing you think you cannot do.” Eleanor Roosevelt
(Does NOT apply to haircuts during the quarantine.)
Feel guilty about watching too much TV? Mute it and put the subtitles on.
Boom! Now you’re reading!
I’d tell you a coronavirus joke now,
but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.