These days we are no longer dressing for success, so here are some messages from our new best friends: big, comfortable Tee Shirts:
“That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!” (seen on an 8 year old)
“Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up”
“Procrastinate Now”
“Rehab Is for Quitters”
“My Dog Can Lick Anyone”
“FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
It comes bundled with the software”
“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance”
“A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS,
but it uses up a thousand times the memory.”
“The trouble with life is there’s no background music.”
“MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.”
IT’S MY MIDLIFE AND I’LL CRISIS IF I WANT TO!
Hedgehogs. Why don’t they just share the hedge?
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back.
Dear Math, solve your own problems.
I’m not old, I’m retro!
Come to the nerd side. We have pi.
I’m confused. Wait, maybe I’m not.
I told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Today’s good mood is brought to you by coffee.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
Does running late count as exercise?